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Dil_Sey
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Man : Is there any way for long life ?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come
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Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye
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An elephant falls in luv with an ant.
But ant’s parents are against their marriage.
Guess why?
They gave a solid reason:
**Ladke k dat bahar hai**
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Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
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Syed
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:49 am Post subject: Re: jokes........ |
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Man : Is there any way for long life ?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come
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Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
_____________________________________________________________
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye
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An elephant falls in luv with an ant.
But ant’s parents are against their marriage.
Guess why?
They gave a solid reason:
**Ladke k dat bahar hai**
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Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
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Xcellent lolss i like the first & the last one  |
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talu e ashk
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Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
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bohat zaberdast
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Dil_Sey
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Thanxxxxx All
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arshad
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| Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:21 pm Post subject: jokes........ |
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| NICE LOLZZZZZZZZZ |
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