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Umeed
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 Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:18 am Post subject: Aik k Baad Aik.........>> |
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Assalam-o-Alaikum
Hazir hoon aik naye thread k sath....
yahan har 1 ko aik joke post karna na, aik k baad aik
pehli m hon, so here is the first from my side
" Aik bacha apne gadhe ki rassi pakre chala ja raha the
raste mein Police Officer ne pucha...........Oye apne bhai ko kahan liye ja rahe ho ?????
Bache ne jawab dia
Police Station mein bharti karwane "
now continue.................
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Wajdan
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:42 am Post subject: |
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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,
but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
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I'm 2400 kms from home.
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manahil_cutegirl
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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Umeed
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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2 deafs are discussing theri wives using sign language..
1st : wht 2 do when your wife start complaining ?
2nd :I stop listning.
1st how ?
2nd : I turn off the lights
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Khamosh-Saya
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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i will try my level best
hehehe
Coz abhi zehan main koi bhi joke nahi hai
wasey nice thread |
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Wajdan
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| Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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Then there were two sardars, Zail singh & Jarnail singh.
Both of them bought a horse each.
"How will we know which
is your & which is mine?" asked Zail.
"Easy"replied Jarnail.
"I'll cut mine's tail,yours will be the one with tail"
This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other's tail too.
Next morning the confusion continued.
"Don't worry "retorted Jarnail.
"I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without
the bell."
The boys heard this also & cut the bell.
The next day, Zail got frustrated & said
"Okay now the last criterion,
white will be yours & black will be mine."
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talu e ashk
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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HHH realy funny haan!
Abi filhal to mere paas kuch bhi nahi hai post karne ko Sorry!
par wada karta hoon hansa hansa ke sab ke gurde hila doonga!
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Khamosh-Saya
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| Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:27 am Post subject: |
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Hahahaha Talu e Ashk hahaha Gurday
lolz |
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Piyara^Sa
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A sardar jee recieved an invitation for dinner.... at the end it was written" RED TIE ONLY"... when he arrived for dinner... he was surprised to see....
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Others wearing Pants & Shirts also......
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mei_hoon_is_pal_yahan
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POLICE HAS ARRESTED ME FOR
KILLING A GIRL.
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SACHI I DIDNT KILL HER.
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I JUST ASKED HER.
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" WILL YOU MARRY ME? "
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WO KHUSHI SAY MER GAI 
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Umeed
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| Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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Teaacher Asked Pappu
If You Have 3 Choclates
&
Devide them as
1 to Tania
2 to Hadia
3 to Haifa
than
What Will You Get........?
Pappu Replied.............3 New Girl Friends 
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manahil_cutegirl
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| Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:13 am Post subject: |
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teacher : tell me 3 types of java
student : mar java . mitjava , muk java
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Umeed
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| Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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Nice Sharings All of You
Bohot Ache Ache Jokes hein
again 1 from me 
Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata, Sugar Box Kholta, Dekhta Or Band Kar K Rakh Deta ....!!
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Q K Doctor Ne Kaha Tha K Apni Sugar Roz CHeck Karna........!!!!
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aswa
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| Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:18 am Post subject: Aswa |
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Teacher asked a stundent explain a word "Aoutamatically" stundent says Agar koi ganji larki rakhsay mein bheti ho tu us ko bolay gay Auto -ma-takli
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Umeed
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| Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:30 am Post subject: |
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Agar aap kahin ja rahe ho or kali billi rasta kate to is ka kia matlab he ?
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Is ka matlab he k kali billi b kain ja rai he
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