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ilyas_friendly1
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HAHAHAH,
A man to his friend: Huh..Its been a rough day.
I got up this morning,put on a shirt & a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase & the handle came off.
Now I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
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vicky
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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a kid gets 0 marks in paper
father says what is this ?
kid replay .. teacher ka pass star katam hoo gahai hai
too anhoo nay planet deyna shoro kar deyai |
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ilyas_friendly1
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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Do you wanna 'see' the 'WORLD' after your Death???
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DONATE YOUR 'EYES'
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vicky
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| bohaat khoob ilyas bhai |
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Umeed
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm good going 
Aik Pathan Army mein bharti hota he to use gun chalana sikhai jati he
wo Gun pakarta he
or
puchta he
Is ka moon kis taraf ko karna he apni taraf ya dushman ki taraf
Army Officer jawab deta he
Jis taraf bhi karo ge Faida Pakistan ko hi ho ga ........ )
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ilyas_friendly1
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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THANKS VICKY
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ilyas_friendly1
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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One day Jack's dad bought a robot.
The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Jack returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".
Jack answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Jack on his face.
His dad told him, this robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, " Why are you late?"
"Dad I went for a movie",
"Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments",
Splatt... Jack got a tight slap on the face from the robot.
"No dad honest I went for the movie not allowed Queen."
"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."
Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.
Hearing all this, Jack's mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, "After all he is your son, he will be like you"
The robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Jack's mothers face.
Dont ask what the moral of the story is ?
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ilyas_friendly1
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George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next
when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Sheeda
from Chuk no -3, District Gujrat, Pakistan.
I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on
you!"
"Well, Sheeda," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How
big is your army?"
"Right now," said Sheeda, after a moment's calculation,"there is
myself, my cousin Basheera, my next door neighbor Karam Deen, and
the entire kabaddi team from the village. That makes eight"
Bush paused. "I must tell you, Sheeda that I have one million men
in my army waiting to move on my command."
"BLOODY Hell" said Sheeda. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Sheeda called again.
"Mr. Bush, it is Sheeda, I'm calling from Chuk no-3 Gujrat,the war
is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry
equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Sheeda?" Bush asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amjad's tractor."
Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 16,000tanks and
14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to
1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
"Oh teri (oops)....." said Sheeda. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough Sheeda rang again the next day. "Mr. Bush, the war is
still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne. We've
modified Amjads's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns,
sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four boys from
Sahiwal have joined us as well!"
Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must
tell you, Sheeda, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter
planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've
increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Tera pala hove ...." said Sheeda, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Sheeda called again the next day. "Kehse? Mr. Bush! I
am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of
heart?
"Well," said Sheeda, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of
days and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners.
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vicky
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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ajj mare wife nay muj ko bohat maraa ......!
iss nay muj say poucha ka shaadi ka baad
aghar main maar gahee too tum kia karoo gai
main nay kaha janoo main pagal hoo jahoo ga
too iss nay kaha sach matlab tum dosri shaadi nahi karoo gai
main nay kaha ka main too pagal hoo jahoo ga
aur pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai bass iss baat per iss nay bohaat mara muj ko |
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malka
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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hahahahhaa
zbrdst sab ne bht acchey sunaye abhi tk
wasey muje koi joke yaad nahin aa rha
phir kabhi sehi 
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Umeed
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Wah Wah Ilyassssssssssss great 
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malka
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wah wah ummeed greaaattttt 
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vicky
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| oyeeeeeeee tum log faltoo batain kar ka thread karaab na karoo joke send karoo |
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Syed
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| Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:41 am Post subject: |
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| vicky wrote: | ajj mare wife nay muj ko bohat maraa ......!
iss nay muj say poucha ka shaadi ka baad
aghar main maar gahee too tum kia karoo gai
main nay kaha janoo main pagal hoo jahoo ga
too iss nay kaha sach matlab tum dosri shaadi nahi karoo gai
main nay kaha ka main too pagal hoo jahoo ga
aur pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai bass iss baat per iss nay bohaat mara muj ko |
LOlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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vicky
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| shah baba ya real main howa hai mare saat babu janoo ki kasaam say |
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